The things that make you laugh. Seriously, think about the things that make you burst into laughter and pull you to the ground because your stomach is about to have a period. What are the things that you cannot possibly hold your breath for because it is just too damn funny. A song? Introvert extrovert, doesn't matter. Or a youtube clip of Asian TVshow pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbEiGa8kPk Or a lame joke that just never gets old? What do you call a fly with out wings? A walk! Or seeing someone trip over, laughing and then being concerned if they are ok, then laughing again when you know they are okay. Or the person on the bus sitting next to you who thinks if i can't here myself singing to my ipod then no one else can. Or when someone does a random crazy dance in front of you. Or when a funny, non-lame, non-racial, non-sexist page is made on facebook like Side hugs suck, give me a real hug pansy!
There is no song of the day for today, unless it makes you laugh. No more of this teenage angst romance rubbish. No more doof doof because it makes you feel high. No more of the tranquil pilates music. I want things that make you laugh and cack yourself. Things that make you pee your pants to. Not almost pee your pants, I mean literally can't stop it, it's coming out, I'm weeping, unstoppable pee in my pants. Everyone needs a good laugh sometimes if not more often. It should make you feel alive and just that little bit happier. Be amused. Have a spontaneous giggle. LET IT OUT! :D :D :D ... That is all.
There is no song of the day for today, unless it makes you laugh. No more of this teenage angst romance rubbish. No more doof doof because it makes you feel high. No more of the tranquil pilates music. I want things that make you laugh and cack yourself. Things that make you pee your pants to. Not almost pee your pants, I mean literally can't stop it, it's coming out, I'm weeping, unstoppable pee in my pants. Everyone needs a good laugh sometimes if not more often. It should make you feel alive and just that little bit happier. Be amused. Have a spontaneous giggle. LET IT OUT! :D :D :D ... That is all.
Sorry, can't empathise with the feeling of a period, let alone a stomach period :P
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